fladoodles:

this is the single most creepy thing i have ever heard in mY LIFE.

Yeah. You think you had it bad? I’d just plugged my earphones in to work and thought I’d listen to this, but the volume was way up. And the earphones.

AND SUDDENLY HE WAS SPEAKING IN MY HEAD!

So obviously I screamed, put the thing on pause and threw the computer across the bed. This is when I’d heard only two seconds of it. (Later it got creepier.)

Thanks?

No, we don’t!

*coughs*

THAT’S WHAT WE BELIEVE ABOUT THE WAXING MOON!

(Source: uncleloki, via fuckyeahstephenfry)

serial-deduction:

I do believe it’s an unspoken rule to reblog this.

Yeeeesssssssssssssss.

(Source: kingschultz, via annlarimer)

Where does one get the eyes of Jesus anyway?

Do churches sell those by the pound or something?

(via buggerygrips)

Back To The Motor League: zorascreation: ambelle: Well since you’re here…: What you’ve all been... →

zorascreation:

ambelle:

Well since you’re here…: What you’ve all been waiting for!

quamcedes:

korranation:

We’re so excited to announce two amazing pieces of news.

Firstly, we have a premiere date! And it’s sooner than you think! The premiere of Korra will be on…

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 14th of April! I AM BOOKING THAT DAY! :D

"There are people who were gay and lived the gay lifestyle and aren’t anymore. I don’t know if that’s the similar situation or that’s the case for anyone that’s black. It’s a behavioral issue as opposed to a color of the skin issue, and that’s the diff for serving in the military."

Rick Santorum has never seen a black person irl (via redsuspenders)

im reading words but i don’t know what they are trying to say

(via yeezysdisciple)

Wut.

(via kyssthis16)

I hope Rick Santorum eats a bag of dicks.

(via marmarsplainingitall)

I want so many bad things to happen to him. I don’t even care. SO MANY BAD THINGS.

(via face-down-asgard-up)

i keep reading it and it’s like i put my brain in a blender.

(via kanyelujah)

If I were an owl, my head would be upside-down right now.

(via annlarimer)

What? No, seriously, what the hell is this? All the words make sense on their own, but what are those sentences?

(via annlarimer)

Less Tits n' Ass, More Kickin' Ass: Please, Sir, May I Have Some More? →

lesstitsnass:

Submitted for your approval…

http://diablo2003.deviantart.com/art/X-Men-Legacy-cover-269516218

By the amazing Mark Brooks.

I would like to submit this as evidence that what we’re asking is NOT impossible, and that it can already be found if you look hard enough. What we’re asking for…

This, however, is simply brilliant.

View high resolution

I can’t stop laughing at this. :D

(via annlarimer)

Perhaps this’ll help

A PSYCHOLOGICAL TIP

Whenever you’re called on to make up your mind,
and you’re hampered by not having any,
the best way to solve the dilemma, you’ll find,
is simply by spinning a penny.

No - not so that chance shall decide the affair
while you’re passively standing there moping;
but the moment the penny is up in the air,
you suddenly know what you’re hoping

- Piet Hein